Briefing Room: Divide and Conquer

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Liveblog Discussion of the Gubernatorial Candidates

The Bee is holding  a liveblog discussion of the California Gubernatorial race. Running the discussion is the Bee’s Jim Boren and Bill McEwen.

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Rangers looking past 0-9 Record at AT&T Park

With one day before Game 1 of the Fall Classic, the Texas Rangers have been bombarded with one pressing question: How will you win at AT&T Park? The Rangers hold a 0-9 record at AT&T Park have had to look past their new comer attitude to the World Series and overcome a sad record against the Giants. Game 1 of the World Series is at 5PM on FOX.

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World Cup predicting Octopus “Paul” dies at 2 1/2

The octopus that predicted the winner of each World Cup game throughout the 2010 World Cup died today at the age of 2 1/2. Paul the Octopus died in Germany at the aquarium where he came from for the World Cup

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Whitman coy on ending spending

After putting $143 million into her bid to be Governor of California, Meg Whitman has yet to state whether she will stop spending money on the campaign. In an interview with Diane Sawyer, Whitman would never conclusively state whether she would stop spending personal funds on the campaign. Whitman, the current campaign spending record holder, has been heavily criticized for “buying” the election.

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From The Onion: My opponent knows where Washington is on a map; I Don’t, and never will

By Ron Johnson
Republican Candidate For Wisconsin Senator

As your Republican nominee for U.S. Senate, I’m grateful to have this opportunity to reach out to the people of Wisconsin and draw some distinctions between myself—a D.C. outsider—and Russ Feingold. The incumbent is a classic tax-and-spend liberal who, if elected, will increase the deficit even further. But most importantly, Russ Feingold is a career politician who knows exactly where to find our nation’s capital on a map.

Me? I don’t have the slightest idea. If somebody asked me right now where Washington, D.C. is, I would say north, but that’s really just a shot in the dark. I am literally clueless.

You see, Russ Feingold has been a senator for nearly 20 years. He knows the Beltway backwards and forwards. Heck, I bet he could even tell you which state Washington, D.C. is in. I, on the other hand, don’t even know what the “D.C.” stands for, and I never will. I’ll die before I acquire that information, and that is my promise to you.

Is D.C. where Mount Rushmore is? Beats me. Ask Russ Feingold.

More at The Onion

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One Response to “Briefing Room: Divide and Conquer”
  1. Montana says:

    What is the deal with the women GOP governor candidates and their crime propensity sons. Arizona’s Jan Brewer AKA Punky Brewster son (Ronald Brewer) is in jail for kidnapping and sexual assault and California’s Meg Whitman, AKA NutMeg son (Griffith Rutherford Harsh V) was accused of sexually assaulting a female classmate at Princeton University and arrested for breaking a woman’s ankle in California during a bar brawl, no jail time, sweet. I guess these two have Mommy issues.

    Nutmeg will lose as will Carly the tremendous failure of HP, don’t come crying to me if the GOP, keeps finding weak candidates, its like Mccain with the half-term Governor Palin all over again, what a joke that was, I mean comedian, talk show guest, commentator, now her new BS on the (of all places) The learning Channel, jack of all trades, master of none.

    June 14, 2010, The New York Times, Ebay paid out $200,000 because Nutmeg assaulted an employee, so it’s not the first time she has mistreated an employee.

    “The Whitman campaign issued a statement signed by Ms. Whitman that described Ms. Young Mi Kim as a “respected colleague and valuable asset to the company. In any high-pressure working environment, tensions can surface,” the statement said. ” Not quite a denial, what a fool she is.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/15/us/politics/15whitman.html?_r=1

    I must say one thing about Nutmeg is that she is a good parrot and the cracker she wants is CA:

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