Briefing Room: Weekend Wrap-up
Listen to the Daily Dues Show (Episode 2): We Love FresnOMG
On last week’s show, we had Cambria Avedikian and Dominique James from WeHeartFresno and Mike Oz from the Fresno Bee.
Armenia breaks Chocolate Bar world record
Saturday, The Grand Candy Company of Yerevan made the world’s largest Chocolate Bar as certified by the Guiness World Record committee. The bar is 224 inches by 110 inches and is 10 inches thick. The 9,072-pound bar is to be divided and handed out in Yerevan’s, the capital city’s, main square on October 16.
Dogs’ wide receiver Wylie out indefinitely
Following an Aug. 28 rally in Washington, D.C. attended by an estimated 87,000 Americans, experts confirmed this week that the U.S. populace appears to have fallen under the spell of yet another pink-faced half-wit.
The most recent pink-faced halfwit has reportedly captured the popular imagination through the conventional vehicles of a nationally syndicated talk-radio program and a cable news television show. According to media analyst Rebecca Ellington, the pink-faced half-wit has mesmerized the nation by spewing out hundreds of predictably reactionary and emotionally manipulative on-air diatribes.